Friday, October 30, 2009

No accounting for good taste. Fer real!!!


50cent's Palace- slight mountain lodge in Colorado feel, but I wouldn't turn it down, right?!?!

 
I mean, really?  So dark and BOring! And the stark white chairs... gasp!  Its like that creepy white loafer guy that you see in the mall, rocking the shirt tucked into his jeans and a gold necklace mixed into too much chest hair!  Just all kinds of taky!  And, I know Im gonna hurt some of your feeling here, but I wouldn't be your friend if I didn't tell you, those sofas- GAWD AWFUL!!!  You gotta agree with me at least on this point, it's just not warm and homey feeling fer sure!

 

With the recent closure of the Bay Bridge and the subsequent disaster that that created for those of us who drive to and from work everyday (35 min trips increased to 3 hours!  Come on CalTrans, get it together!) I have found myself doing a lot of day dreaming.  In particular Iv been fantasizing about what it would be like to live in a big'ole sprawling, palatial compound sort of a house.  You know the kind; like what you'd imagine Oprah would be curled up in (speaking of see pic numero dos).  It be oozing space and just plain old fabulosity!  I mean, my bathrooms would have bathrooms!  Yes ma'am!  Anyway, it got me to looking online and checking out how the rich and famous really do live.  And, um, how can I put this?  Well, in a word, it was DISAPPOINTING! I mean, I know that it's said that there is a lid for ever pot... but if we're gonna use cliches (and we are) let me just say, you cant buy good taste!  My dreams of how my favorite celebs were rollin were quickly shattered by the reality that though yes, they had tons of space- finding a celeb with the ability to fill that space tastefully was apparently just asking too much.  Le sigh.  Anywho, I thought you might enjoy a quick peek at one in particular- 50cent's ridiculously large but unfortunately pitifully designed home.  Look, laugh, and be happy that you didn't waste the buckets of money that you know he did on crap like this!
-J

Here's a few more that exteriors that I thought you might enjoy at the very least drooling over... oh what I could do with a space like these!


  
  Eddy Murphey, J-Lo, Oprah's Homes (l-r)










Wednesday, October 28, 2009

Coming Attractions...

_i_____ H______ (that's all Ima give you for now!) Bay Area Fashion Freak.
Doncha love my brilliant use of photoshop- well, I am talented.


I am so excited to announce that very soon local stylist, trend watcher AND setter, fashion forecaster and Bay-Area-Social-Elite's-It-Boy, _______ _______ (you didn't actually think I was going to give you his name YET, did you?) will be joining TheFGLife as our resident fashion expert! As you know, TheFGLife is all about living life in a phenomenally beautiful and fantastically fabulous way. Its about attaining the lifeSTYLE that you wish for but may not have realized you CAN have! Money aside, in spite of location, beyond any other unavoidable circumstance- a FILTHY GORGEOUS life can be had by anyone who just knows how. And to that end, in addition to advice and information of the Interior Design kind ( yours truly), we will now be providing the know how so you'll know how on all things wearable... YESSSSS!

-J

Monday, October 26, 2009

A few more... oh stop! Don't pretend you don't just LOVE it!

I just cant help myself... I live for this stuff!  Here are a few more goodies that I know you need to have.  


These little guys are glittered bats!!!  Who woulda thought that something as creepy and freaky as a bat could look so fabulous!?!?!?  LOL!!!  But seriously, these guys are like $7.00 a piece and can clip onto just about anything.  What more appropriate Halloweeney decoration is there- and one that you wont see everywhere!  Love them clustered on a branch like they are here, but even all alone hanging off of a lamp shade or a bookcase or... right?!?! 


German Antique Grain Sack Pillows are like Tony the Tiger Grrrrreat!  Time worn and cozy.  And these have been down filled to add even more squish appeal, ahhhhh  :)  I love how collectible they are.  And depending on color selected, they'd even make for a very cool, very original Holiday gift. Donchu think?  Yes.  You do.













Ok, I realize that this could read as Anthropologie-esque, BUT, it is SO FRIGGIN ADORABLE!!!  Love the texture, love the bird, love the colors, love the bag love the shoes love the... sorry, sometimes I get a little carried away! Anyway, a piece like this is definitely a solo artist, you dont need more than one, but one is a GREAT way to break up to monotony that pillow groupings often become.  









So, this could very well be my absolute FAV, latest and greatest, number one jam!  Even if you're not a 'religious icon lover' like me, you gotta at least appreciate how just plain beautious this little pepper is!  This guy has original glass eyes and real hair lashes!!!  Love his crown, in fact I would rock one if I found it in my size but thats another story for another day.  Anywho, placing him in a mother or pearl shell tray, with bits of reindeer moss tucked neath him, helps to dilute the whole Baby Jesus feel and makes him just a lovely little treasure- I might need to snap him up myself  =)

-J
 

Sunday, October 25, 2009

The Must Haves that you MUST HAVE- Right NOW... aaaagain!

New things that I love and so you must have is here again. Woo hoo! So, without further a due, lets get right to it...


While most of you know how I feel about 'prints', the fact is that not all of us (present company included) can afford to drop a paycheck on every piece of that we hang on ever one of our walls. Which I think is just unfair, but that's another story for another day! Therefore a good 'print' is necessary here or there and actually, when done right, can be a fantastic addition to a space. Casee in point, this lovely little treat (or at least until XYZ-Gallery, or TJ Maxxx get their hands on it- what?!?!? You know I only speak truth!). The whole bird thing, very now. The soft neutral pallette makes for versatility and soothe-eeness. The framless mount keeps things modern and the color-wash look adds a vintagED sense. All in all, I love. You do to, buy it, move on...









One more example of a print done right! Now, done right does not mean that it retails for all of 2 quarters, but it doesnt cost your left kidney either! It is something that you wont find everywhere, but being a print it is affordable (do I really need to get into an explanation of sensible price expectations? No? Thank you.) So, in particular the combination of rustic and urban- tree and old newspaper, with the high-gloss, laquered finish makes this piece particularly delightful! Its not too hard feeling but not too soft... gotta have it!!!







Geometric cutout vase... need I say more?!?!? They're tall AND skinny... oh how I wish... and stark and matte and I just want them I want them I want them (PS: so do you)! Flanking the anchor piece on a mantle, as a single piece in a mixed grouping, supporting two other, larger pieces on a console grouping! Oh it's all so exciting!

Antique Ginger Jars... they may be antiques, but there's nothing like one or a pair or a grouping of these babies to add a bit of contemporary breath to a space! Their smooth lines and simple composition combine with cool colors to introduce a modern feel, but quietly... subtly. Perfect for those of you who are always saying how they "just love 'eclectic mixes' and stuff" and then you walk into their house and it looks like Pottery Barn just left after vomiting all over everything. Uh huh, you know the type. That is NOT an eclectic mix honey. Go get yourself an antique Ginger Jug and a wrapped canvas print (see above) and then come see me!


Antique or Vintage Buddha Head. I have raved about these little guys forever! I just wanna pinch their chubby little faces, I just love them so much. Again, a perfect way to add contemporary flare AND timelessness all in one buy. In book cases, shelving, on coffee tables or consoles, anywhere and everywhere. In large or small sizes, in groupings or alone. In Frenchy feeling surroundings or more Urban Upscale settings, these are a sure way to help induce an eclectic environment.






This one if for those of you more adventurous, more spirited design divas out there. Really, it's an Italian Antique Column Capital (translation: the top of a big post... I know, I know, but just go with it) . Like any found object, especially the more architectural pieces, you gots to use a little imagination to find a new purpose for it. Well luck for you, you got me! This, my friends, is now, a... riser! You know, use it to 'mount' any special item or relic that you might have tucked away or out but not spotlighted as it could and should be... right??!?!?!? Like your fantastic antique Santos or Vintage Buddah statue, or a stack of prized old books or the sculpture that you're baby boy or girl made you in art class (well, actually that should go away to a dark corner of an out of eye level shelf or better yet, a corner of your 'favorite things trunk' so it wont get see, I mean, get broken) Yes ma'am! You love it, you need it, you'll thank me later.

Ok, that concludes another edition of our latest must haves. Im tired, I needs a drink... is it noon yet?!?!? Who am I kidding, like it matters! Smooches...

-J


Thursday, October 22, 2009

Coming Attractions...



I hate to do this, but Im at that particular computer again.  You remember?  The one that doesn't allow me to upload pics.  UGH!  I know, right?!?!  Anywho, lemme at least tell you what's coming:

1.  New fabu must haves!!!  GIOR-JISS Buddha heads, Antique Ginger Urns, Inspiring art work... and on and on and on...!
-AND-
2.  Pics of The Thanksgiving Inspiration House- The DeSilva Home... I die, you will love, yay!

Now, in the mean time, just sit back and love this pic of Lula (Im uploading it from my phone).

Tuesday, October 20, 2009

You need to make these!!!


Pumpkin Bats & Spiders


So you know how they say that desperation is the mother of all great invention? Well, they do say that, and from my desperation springs a great creation, invention, cutest lil thing you ever did see. And so I tell you, you need to make these! Pumpkin Spiders and Pumpkin Bats... hee hee!!!

Pumpkin Bats/Spiders:

Supplies needed:

-Fishing Lure
-Scissors
-Drill, and SUPER skinny (thats a technical term, try to keep up) drill bit
-Extra large pack of black Pipe Cleaners
-Small (baseball sized) pumpkins
-Some time

Step 1:
Drill a single hole about half way up the pumpkin stem
Step 2:
Drill two holes on either side of the stem at about 45 degree angles into the pumpkin.
Step 3:
Drill two more holes on either side of the center point at the bottom of the pumpkin
Step 4:
Combine 3 pipe cleaners by twisting them together to form one, thick(er) pipe cleaner. You will need two of these thicker cleaners (attached one to the other, end to end) to form each wing.
Step 5:
Free form the wings into a simple bat-wing shape (you can do it, come on now!), think of a stretched out letter M, attached at one leg to an upside down and equally stretched out letter V.
Step 6:
Push free end of 'the letter V' into one of the holes that you drilled into the top of the pumpkin- push the free end of 'the letter M' into the corresponding hole that you drilled at the bottom. Repeat steps 4-6 to complete the second wing on the other side.
Step 7:
Thread fishing lure through the hole that you drilled in the pumpkin's stem, tie and hang from a hook secured overhead.
Step 8:
For spiders, use larger green pumpkins and instead of drilling holes in the stem and bottom, drill
two sets of four holes on the top at either side of the stem and insert pipe cleaners.
Step 9:
When neighbors ask you where you got this adorable idea, tell them, 'I don't know, sometimes these sorts of creative things just... come to me."
Step 10:
THATS IT, now enjoy!!!

-J

Monday, October 19, 2009

No nest like home...



My leedle weedle luver, Hugo, building his nest after I left for work this morning.


I received this pic in a text message that read, ‘why did he make a nest out of my clothes?’ from my partner this morning.  I heart my baby-boy Hugo!!! Don’t you just want to pinch those cheeks and squeeze his adorable little face?!?!?  No?  Ok maybe his IS a face that only his master could love, but my point in showing you this is to illustrate the importance of creating a space for yourself.  It’s natural people!  It’s instinctual!  And in our world of heightened stresses and excessive pressures, it’s crucial to maintaining our sanity!  Yet, for so many, a cozy environment that soothes and comforts their soul is often times last on the priority list.  Budgetary concerns, fear of ‘doing it wrong’, time constraints, etc. all become excuses to not work towards creating the home that we should have.  I’m not saying that we all need palatial estates with lavish furnishings, but I AM saying that we need more than just a collection of pieces selected simply because of price point of ease of access.  Why did he make a nest of the clothes on the closet floor?  Simple, he was feeling like he needed some comforting and creating a place that would quiet his stresses just seemed like the right thing to do!  We can all learn a lesson from Hugo! We all should take a little time to spin round and round… and round, kneading our materials and sculpting the surroundings until they become the warm, inviting and cushy place we will look forward to resting our weary rumps in!  

Tuesday, October 13, 2009

The Sanborn Home:


-BEFORE-
The front door of the house is located di
rectly in the center of (one of) the long walls of the room.
Walk in and look right
- the family 'room', look straight ahead- the entry 'room', look left- the living 'room'.

Well, here I am, at a reliable computer, and as I promised, here are the pics from our project with the Sandborns. Just to refresh your memory, the Sanborns are a lovely family here in Bay area. Recently moving into a historic, Victorian-esque farm house from a more contemporary styled bungalow, left them overwhelmed to say the least. They knew they wanted a casual but sophisticated feel. Their space needed to reflect easy-going family style AND a flare for the aesthetic. As well, absolute ececticism was essential. From a designer's perspective however, the real challenge was to create this while maintaining several anchor pieces that had been purchased prior to joining the project (ie: 2 large sofas, a mid-cent. side table, a large-scale painting w/ distinctive color way, ultra contemporary leather/chrome arm chairs, and a wall to wall french style built-in entrtainment unit). Oh, AND the family room and living room (and we would later determine the 'entry space') all had to exist seperately in what was technically the same room! Ooooof! Guuuurl, needless to say we had our work cut out for us. But, in the end, I believe the twins said it best when they walked into their new space and remarked, 'let us all dance it is so beautiful!'


Look right- the Family 'Room'- BEFORE:


Clearly these guys already had a good start on things. The original farmhouse style architecture gave great bones to layer on. And the milky, blue walls would work well as a neutral backdrop. But the large empty spaces on the walls and fragmented furniture arrangement made for a sense of disjointedness.









Viewing a panorama (gimme a break- I never claimed to be a photographer!) the previously awkward Family Room Space.








Look left- the Living 'Room'- BEFORE-



Again, a good start, but just not quite right. The french antique settee was in great condition, but was on its way out- Sigrid wasn't sure that it was working as she wanted it to (aesthetically people, keep up with me, sheesh!). Actually, the settee was fine, it was just lonely :-(















Another panoramic view, (YES, that's what I called it again) this time of the Living Room Space... and a peek into the hallway leading to the rest of the home, but lets stay focused people!








Aaaaaand....



-AFTER-
As the axis of this tri-functional space, the entry way needed to be clearly defined and designated.

By flanking the door itself with symmetrical-esque stations, we've framed the area and designated it as a space apart from the other areas. In addition, adding a centered light fixture to this specific 'room' we've given every other location in the greater area a point of reference.







Now look to the right- the Family 'Room'- AFTER:



Because the built-in was, well, built in and had been requested to be worked around (and to be honest, it was a nicely done unit that wouldn't impede the ultimate desired effect). There wasn't much to be done here aside from some softening round the hard edges of the 'tech center' with the aide of candles, and layering in of carefully selected accessories. In addition we swaped sofa's with the Living Room and added to smaller scale reading chairs to 'balance' what previously felt very awkward.













A collection of vintage lady portraits fills the previously empty wall space while the two small, vintage style reading chairs upholstered in a punchy fabric continue the pops of color throughout the space. Also, cushy throw pillows in citrus and peacock blue tones work to break up the otherwise quiet whites, beiges and natural woods as well as warm up leather seating. Finally, bits of nature are a MUST! And I mean REAL nature, not synthetic! Sea life, garden cuttings (here we've cut some bamboo sprigs from right outside the window!), whatever, make it simple but definitely make it a part of the room!

OH YA- AND, being that these the family and living rooms were technically apart of the same space, by anchoring both with the same rug we accomplish a much needed sense of continuity!







Now
look to the left- the Living 'Room'- AFTER:



As seen from the new and imporved Family Room (sofa in the forground) The new 'Room' is layered with accents of color and carfully selected accessories to add cohesion while deliberately maintaing its open airyness. LOVEZZZZ IT!!!!!!!!!!


































Some Accessories Worth Noting:

Standing Magnifier- FANTASTIC to highlight something special in a very chic kinda way... something like the Split Nautilus. Fun fact, did you know a split nautilus is often given as a wedding or engagement gift? Its varying and growing chambers are seen as representations of the course of a relationship- uh huh, you're welcome!








Ok, for those of you who insist on showcasing their surround sound system, lets at least do it in a fashion forward manner, heh!?!? These reclaimed wood columns make excellent alternatives to the ever popular, metalic or better yet, plastic speaker stands!








One of Sigrid's past prized purchases was this great Danish modern side table. But, to warm it up, soften its lines and help integrate it into the rest of the collection we added classic accessories like mercury glass lighting, domes to spotlight sentimentalities, natural elements like a found birds, and time worn hard covered books.










For eclectic groupings to work well there needs to be some underlying themes or bits of commonality to assist with cohesion and keep things from looking like a big 'ol mess! On one large wall we hung a collection of vintage lady paintings, so on the other wall we added some antique Quan Yin icons (often reffered to as the 'female buddah') thereby subtely pulling the female personage theme through the entire space.